I hope the poet of succinct apologies will forgive:
This is just to say -
Love means never sharing Strep -
Cough, Groan, Sneeze, Sniff, Moan
I think I might have actually improved upon the original, what with my homage to "Love Story" and inclusion of alliteration and onomatopoeia and all that. Please pay no attention to William Carlos Williams rolling in his grave.
I suspect this is just the sort of missive a pencil-pusher at the CDC sends to his loved ones. The royalties from Hallmark should come pouring in soon.
'Til then, I'm pushing pills and passing out tissues - as we all have Strep Throat.










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