- I overheard two little trickertreaters and one of the girls said Sarah Palin burns books.
- Most of the trickertreaters were following the old custom of carrying pillow cases. Duh, they fit more candy.
- We had fewer hookers and pimps this year. That's nice.
- S won his basketball game and D lost hers.
- We tried to vote early but the line was longer than Communist Russians waiting for toilet paper. About 20% of registered voters in my county had voted by this morning. H and I decided we'll wait to vote on Tuseday.
- I just realized that it's "trick or treaters".